Wednesday, 25 August 2010

You know you've got a monster cyst when... go to an Italian lunch with a friend and eat 3 forkfuls of crab pasta. go to the dentists' and it doesn't matter anymore. go to a revolving sushi bar and eat FOUR pieces while your usual favorites trundle by time and time again...and your dining companions sit there stuffing plate after plate.
...and NONE of it matters anymore.

Then you know you have a monster cyst lurking inside.
Roll on September 15th.


  1. September 15 can't come soon enough.

    thinking of you.

  2. As much as I like the idea of your diet there, I don't think growing a monster cyst and then having major surgery is the way to go...although the 2 weeks bedrest I could go for ;)
    You are practically fasting there you realise... and the cyst remains, I think we can discount the crazy fasting therapy now.
    How about taking soups and things to get more nutrition in, but in a smaller volume?
    Just think of the monster blow out that you can have once you're recovered and the giant bar of fruit and nut I will (hopefully) bring back from Finland!

  3. Wishing you peace during this time...but I know that's asking a lot....