Okaasan has noticed my bloody eye.
gave me a 45 minute, revolving lecture about how Nishi-sensei - her all-time favorite health guru would advise not eating and drink lots of water.
I managed to steer her onto sons and what universities they went to...and I started clearing dishes in the kitchen and made an excuse about work and escaped up here to our apartment.
I can't do 4 nights of dinner alone with her and THAT conversation every night.
I either need:
a) to go out for dinner every night.
2) an eyepatch
3) a paperbag on HER head.
4) a shotgun.